Yes yes, I’m aware there’s an apostrophe in Dwarf King’s Hold, but today Ninjabread is pretending to be a greengrocer whose unaware of punctuations subtletie’s.
I got stuck in a rotating door last week. Not because I’d been drinking, or my inability to use simple mechanisms, but by the sign on the inside of the door.
So, how many people am I allowed to push at once?
Anyway, Dwarf King’s Hold is currently available for pre-order now, and will ship 28th March.
Did I tell you about the time I applied to become a copywriter, and was told off for using colons because “the average reading age is nine, and people are scared of punctuation that they don’t understand.”
It’s one thing to say “what is used becomes correct”, and another to say “clear meaning becomes impossible when what is used is so ambiguous”.
May Lucifer brand that signwriter’s forehad with a full stop in Hades!
Sweet, nourishing irony of the day: punctuation error in the previous post.
I am shamed.
I’d never tell you off for your colon usage.
The title of the module also has me not quite sure. I feel a push to read the ‘dead’ as ‘really’, as in ‘That’s dead rising, that is.’
In a similar vein, I think of Rad Grenades as REALLY REALLY GOOD GRENADES.
LET ME SHOW YOU MY ORC SPINE!
LET ME SHOW YOU MY ‘STEALER SPINE.
Lol! All I can here in my head is
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nz9-NWdsis
lol quality. Can dwarf kings hold their breath for more than a minute?
Not sure. Though I hear they’re very good at holding it in when they’re drunk too much tea.