40K 2E: Space Dwarfs, Elves and Frogs

One Christmas my Dad got me a complete squadron of Squats bikes. They were hastily glued to cavalry bases (without having their slots filled) and painted in a red/blue/silver scheme before roaring around the tables of Warhammer 40,000’s second edition (2E). The retro-hammer ‘Bring Out Your Lead’ event at Wargames Foundry provided an opportunity to relive those halcyon, cardboard-fuelled days.

Warhammer 40K 2E Squats

My old friend Graham who stepped up with a vintage army of his own. Though all my Squats were released before 1994, Graham’s were actually painted back in the day, making them even more authentically retro. His is a gorgeous force, with conversions born from a mix of passion and restrictions of the early Eldar range.

Warhammer 40K 2E Eldar

Warhammer 40K 2E Eldar

Graham’d also brought an allied contingent of Slann – meaning we were both using defunct alien races.

Warhammer 40K 2E Slann

Both our armies were informed by the ‘Black Codex’ – a pamphlet in the starter box with concise versions of every list. That list was the last official list Squats had, and I’ve played them with counts-as or home-brew rules ever since.

Counter Strike

2E stands out in my memory for its avalanche of cardboard. Admittedly, real games wouldn’t have used EVERY reference sheet – but we did out of a combination of cardboard fetishism, and because it had been twenty years since we’d had to remember the Chainfist’s armour penetration value was D20+D4+D6+10. This meant that our gaming area was festooned in datafaxes, wargear cards, psychic powers, strategy cards and polyhedral dice.

Graham and Cardboard

Weirdly, 40K has seen a card resurgence with the Psychic and Strategic Asset decks. Fashions come around.

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As squad after squad of of Eldar opened fire with shuriken, the big red sustained fire dice slowed the game down to a crawl. Every Eldar rolls a pair of sustained fire dice to determine how many shots they fired and records the ensuing jams. There’s no way of batch rolling those red cubes of tedium. Luckily there were enough jam counters to cater for Graham’s bad rolls.

Warhammer 40K 2E Eldar

Despite the atrocious jamming, Shuriken Catapults sliced through most of my Squats. The players on the table over were having a game of Rogue Trader, and chipped in that the weapon had been toned down from Rogue Trader – when its Following Fire rules meant it could keep firing indefinitely.

The Pain of Vehicle Squadrons

My Bikers attempted to use the Flank March strategy card to appear on the Squat right and unleash their twin-bolters. I think twin-linked weapons worked much better in 2E – instead of a reroll to hit you rolled once, and then multiplied your hits (and misses) by two. Anyway, Graham cancelled my Strategy card with the Traitor Strategy Card and then we fell in a bit of rules hole. But importantly I got to again field my vintage Bike Squadron from all those christmasses ago. Thanks Dad!

Warhammer 40K 2E Squats

Graham also had a light vehicle squadron in the form of 5 Jetbikes with a Vyper. Resolving shots against these squadrons was a gloriously retro (read: tedious) procedure thanks to the old Datafax location tables. We powered through as the results let us use lots of cardboard counters to record which fairings were buckled, which crewmen were wounded, which engine tanks were going to explode the next turn…

We’re really glad this was streamlined away in 3E. Graham whipped out his old acetate vehicle targeting matrix and reminded me that there had been even more turgid days of 40K.

Warhammer 40K 2E Squats

This is Graham’s Vyper mercilessly gunning down my Battle Standard Bearer, whose Refractor Field had saved him from death three times in that game. The Thunderer Squad in the ruins above saw he was swiftly avenged. I say swiftly – they had Heavy Bolters and resolving the sustained fire made it proloooooonged.

The Psychic Prolapse

The Psychic Phase – the card-heavy subgame. I remember several games of the 90s thwarted by both players forgetting to bring the Warp Deck. Or one person forgetting and the other one being cheap not wanting to pay the £20 for the rules but still field Psykers, banking on using his opponent’s cards. Sometimes that cheapskate player was me.

Warhammer 40K 2E Eldar

Ahhh, shuffling the cards, feeling the ebb of the Warp as the cards rippled through my fingers. Graham had a Level 4 Farseer, and me a Level 2 Ancestor Lord. As Graham sourced the gorgeous 6″ Eldritch Storm template to devastate my Guild Bikers, I played the Daemonic Attack card which cancelled the power and saw Daemons dragging his Farseer into the Warp. My Mission Card awarded me a massive +5 VPs for this fluke event.

Warhammer 40K 2E Eldar

Who needs tactics when Fortuna’s on your side?

Lords of Battle

For the great climax of the game, Graham charged his Wraithlord into my Ancestor Lord. It would have been a LORD OFF, but back in them days Wraithlords were just called “Eldar Dreadnoughts”. My tiny bearded dwarf didn’t even come up to the knee of this eldritch war engine.

Warhammer 40K 2E Eldar

We refreshed ourselves on the combat rules, thinking the Dread’s power glove would effortlessly squish the Squat. But the exo-armoured old bugger with his 4 attacks and weapon skill 8 won the combat and got four hits. Aha! Ancestor Lords had buff stats. And with his basic strength 5, which I then increased by +2 by expending the Force Card stored in his Force Sword, I thought I would pure muller the robot. But in 2E the lowest armour on the Dreadnought was 18, which my 7+D6 had no hope against

The game ended after Turn 4. Graham was declared winner by virtue of outnumbering the Warmaster’s surviving forces several times over and us not wanting to work out VPs.

2E creaks a lot, but we found it surprisingly playable for its age and a lot of fun to run through the old procedural mechanics.

Warhammer 40K 2E Squats

Thanks to the chaps at Foundry, our most generous hosts. If only I’d brought by White Dwarf 111 Squat army list – as its author, Bryan Ansell, was there.

Iron Guard Scrunts

Earlier in the year I backed Bob Olley’s Steampunk Scrunt Kickstarter. Bob was the mind behind the Ironclaw ranges released by Games Workshop in the 80s.  He has an instantly recognisable style that almost paints itself.

But before I backed the Kickstarter, I bought some of his existing Scrunts to see what the casting quality was – and it’s fantastic.  Clean and smooth details throughout, with minimal cleanup required.  Whoever molded and cast these minis is an artist in rubber.

I had to paint these test models before I can start painting the Kickstarter Scrunts.

Olley's Armies Iron Guard Scrunts

I struggled for a while with their colour scheme.  These models are very plump, and don’t fit in stylistically with either my Furnace Valley Squats or Nethyr Edge Forge Fathers.  I then tried a dark green and black scheme, but without exposed flesh faces or brightly-coloured visors to form a focal point, they lacked contrast and looked unfinished.  Since the Kickstarter models in the queue have a strong steampunk aesthetic, I used a dark brass colour on these models so they can sit alongside their Victoriana brothers and sisters.

Exo-Armour Hearthguard and the Storm Giants

There are several must-haves in a Squat army – and Exo-Armoured Hearthguard are several of them.  Like Space Wolves and their Wolfguard, these heavily-armoured characters can be sprinkled around the army to bolster the ranks, or formed up into squads for real hitting power.

Squat Exo-Armour versus Storm Giants

This model may’ve been influenced by the famous Sutton Hoo helmet. It’s as though the Perry that sculpted these models saw it and thought “Hey! That would look great as a robot – all it needs are hands and feet.”

Sutton Hoo helmet

Eagle-eyed amongst you would’ve noticed that there’s a discarded RTB01 helmet on the base. This is to commemorate the Squats’ victory against Mark’s Storm Giants in our ongoing Golem army challenge. So great was the massacre of these green Marines that Mark has switched to collecting Ultramarines.

Squat Exo-Armour versus Storm Giants

Next off, let’s round these chaps out to a squad with all the variants.

Furnace Valley Squats

We’ve thrown down the gauntlet at Golem to build armies for 40K6 at a rate of 250 points a month.  I’ve picked Squats – particularly apt as they’re name-checked in the new 40K6 rulebook.

First up is the Furnace Valley Brotherhood Command Squad.  Brotherhood Lords are in charge of their Stronghold at a tactical level, leading the Warrior Squads in the thick of the fighting.  They’re one step below Warlords who I’ll model later in the project with ornate carapace armour.   On the left is Commissar Gustav (kindly donated by my friend Luke), who is acting in an advisory rather than disciplinary capacity.  This Mark Copplestone classic is the only non-Perry miniature so far.  The Powerfist and Power Sword is quite overkill, but the model’s too damn awesome to kit out otherwise.

Furnace Valley Squats

Left to right: Commissar Gustav, Trooper Stoner (Bolter), Medic Faunts, Warmaster Curiz, Trooper Sterling (Stronghold Standard) and Trooper Gast (Battlesynth).

The first Warrior Squad is composed entirely of Perry-sculpted Squats.  I picked all the models with photochromatic visors as the translucent red looks gives the squad a visual kick, and also satisifes my pedantic side where in Rogue Trader squads were either entirely with or entirely without the eye protection.

Furnace Valley Squats

I’d have liked to’ve avoided using the metal/plastic hybrid Squats in this squad (and make squads of entirely hybrids later) – but the Plasma Gunner is festooned with Heavy Bolter pouches and I’ve no oldskool Heavy Bolters from White Dwarf 97.  I’ll split the squad up later – and might even split off the Squats with AK47s from the Lasguns.

Here’s the whole 250 points altogether.  It’s a nice nucleus to grow the army around.

 

Furnace Valley Squats

 

WS BS S T W I A Ld Sv Notes
Stronghold Lord 4 4 3 4 3 2 3 10 5+/5+* Stubborn
Squat Warrior 4 3 3 4 1 2 1 9 5+ Stubborn